Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you're GRIMDARK. You're sick of this time travelling bullshit and seeing the SAME GOD DAMN THING HAPPEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN and having experienced that, along with countless deaths, you've GONE OFF THE DEEP END.

.̻̳̮̗̦̙̟͕͚̟̳͙̫͔͉͓̤̜ Bųt̛ tha͡t'͜s̴ no͏ ́real ̛ca͘u҉s͏e for a͝larm.̧ ̴Y̸oư'vè ju̧st g̡o̷t y̡o̸u̵r̷ ha͢nds a little ̧d̶irt̛ier̷.̀